Allow Elephant Structures to worry about those worst-case scenarios

In the era of misinformation and “fake news,” conspiracy theories are rampant and verifying these outrageous claims is becoming an exercise in mental futility.

From big foot, flying saucers and chem trails, how do you know what is true and what is the copious fuel of unhinged madmen? Regardless of the truth, you can rest assured knowing that Elephant Structures can provide almost any metal building to escape to if these stories of science fiction should ever become reality. And before your mind conjures up images of crazed Americans sitting in tinfoil hats, staring at their computer screens, considering this sobering fact: at least 50 percent of all Americans believe in at least one conspiracy theory.

Out of abundance of caution, we have decided to run over and potentially debunk some of the prevailing conspiracy theories that have earned the status of being click-bait worthy. In the end, you can decide for yourself which ones are credible. We will also offer potential solutions to these worst-case scenarios.

1. The existence of aliens and Area 51 and how Elephant Safe Rooms could protect you

 

 

Since the mysterious Roswell crash of 1947, conspiracy theorists hopeful of little green men and flying round discs have latched onto the belief of life outside our solar system with a titanium grip. It doesn’t help the case for naysayers considering the U.S. government has gone back-and-forth on their official stance on the existence of UFOs. It was only recently that the U.S. Navy has officially stated they are openly investigating flying saucers. Other nations have taken a far more tolerant stance on the existence of UFOs. South American nations, for example, openly support the reports of citizen UFO sightings.

 

Conclusion: While we don’t have access to concrete evidence on the existence of extraterrestrial lifeforms, we will have to conclude there is at the very least a wealth of credible evidence supporting this claim. The creation of the Drake equation, which is a scientific formula calculating the possibility of life in another solar system or galaxy is the final corroboration we need in supporting the claim of life beyond our stars.

 

Solution: A panelized 6’x6’ Elephant Safe Room would be perfect for an alien invasion. During the live broadcast of H.G. Wells’ World of the Word radio play, millions of Americans – unaware the broadcast was a work of fiction – took up arms and prepared themselves for the imminent invasion. Luckily, their fears were subdued when they learned the show was a hoax. Our quarter-inch steel welded plating would make your shelter nearly impervious to alien ray beams. With our custom build option, almost any Elephant Structure metal building can be transformed into a quality galvanized steel unit that can shed you from both the elements and dangerous other world intruders.

 

2. Chemtrail conspiracy theory, Elephant Safe Storm Shelter

This one is a little far-fetched but bear with us. This theory rests on the belief the government is seeding our skies with chemical or biological agents, hence the name: chemtrails. The nefarious reasoning behind this claim is suspect at best but has remained unknown since inception. Most believers of this claim think the government is simply trying to control weather events. The reasoning? You’re guess is as good as ours. Population control? Civil unrest deterrent? Who knows?

Solution: If the lid is ever blown off the chemtrail secret, you will likely want to head underground. Any of underground storm shelters would be ideal. Chemical agents will saturate the immediate atmosphere, so a 6×6 or 6×8 storm safe room will be your best bet. At 7.5-feet, these rooms are spacious enough for short-term accommodations. Even the smallest version of this popular unit can hold 6-10 people. A 7-point security door is also standard.

 

3. Big Foots hate Panelized Safe Rooms

 

Maybe we haven’t found our species’ missing link yet. In the vast unknown wilderness of our biosphere, it is plausible, yet highly unlikely that a man-like ape is traversing our woods undetected. Countless videos have emerged in the last decade along to support this claim and frequent sightings in this North Carolina town even prompted city officials to issue a state of emergency. There have also been 2,032 Big Foot sightings in Washington state alone.

Conclusion: While we would love to believe this theory over all others, there’s simply insufficient evidence to support this one. Until a verifiable big foot cadaver is uncovered, this theory will remain in the rubbish pile.

Solution: If big foot’s demise has been greatly exaggerated, you will want some serious protection because all your doubting will have him coming for blood. Luckily, we have the remedy. A panelized safe room kit will offer you the same protection as our other product line at an affordable price. The sizes are adjustable, as you will be able to protect up to 24 people if you so desire. If you are looking for something a little more accessible that the entire community could use, consider a customizable metal barn, to protect everyone you know from the wrath of the mountain yeti. Contact us today for a custom quote and to explore finance options. Be sure to also check out our list of metal structures and building at Elephant Structures and don’t hesitate to contact us about financing options.